The New Disney! Look for the new "Slip-'N-Slide," the slowest ride in the park!

The New Disney! Look for the new "Sli...
Must be six inches or taller to enter this ride. Sorry, Disney Dollars not accepted. Five large popcorns or six M&Ms minimum. Show not appropriate for children 8 years of age or younger; (but, they'll love it!) They might even see their favorite characters in our romantic, candlelit restrooms! Mud wrestling every night! Must show proof of money for children to enter. Child psychologist available.
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